Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

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Genre : Art
Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher : Sourcebooks
Release : 2016-06-01
Total Pages : 48 Pages
ISBN : 1492647209


Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring And Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring And Activity Book

Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.

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Genre : Art
Author :
Publisher : Sourcebooks
Release : 2017-03-01
Total Pages : 96 Pages
ISBN : 1492647594


Unicorn Being A Jerk

Unicorn Being A Jerk

A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

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Genre : Humor
Author : C. W. Moss
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2011-11-08
Total Pages : 120 Pages
ISBN : 9780062070210


Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring And Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring And Activity Book

24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

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Author : unicorn book
Publisher :
Release : 2020-08-25
Total Pages : 52 Pages
ISBN : 9798679159617


Dinosaurs With Jobs

Dinosaurs With Jobs

Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

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Genre : Games
Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher : Sourcebooks
Release : 2016-06-01
Total Pages : 48 Pages
ISBN : 1492647217


Unicorns Are Jerks Also Featuring Dinosaurs With Jobs And Mer World Problems

Unicorns Are Jerks Also Featuring Dinosaurs With Jobs And Mer World Problems

All your favorite fantastical creatures, together at last! Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties.

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Genre : Art
Author : Theo Lorenz
Publisher : Sourcebooks
Release : 2016-10-01
Total Pages : 126 Pages
ISBN : 1492648035


Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems

Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

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Genre : Art
Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher :
Release : 2016-06-01
Total Pages : 48 Pages
ISBN : 1492647225


Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

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Genre : Fiction
Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Release : 2012-08-29
Total Pages : 40 Pages
ISBN : 1477468528


How To Raise Kids Who Aren T Assholes

How To Raise Kids Who Aren T Assholes

How to Raise Kids Who Aren't Assholes is a clear, actionable, sometimes humorous (but always science-based) guide for parents on how to shape their kids into honest, kind, generous, confident, independent, and resilient people...who just might save the world one day. As an award-winning science journalist, Melinda Wenner Moyer was regularly asked to investigate and address all kinds of parenting questions: how to potty train, when and whether to get vaccines, and how to help kids sleep through the night. But as Melinda's children grew, she found that one huge area was ignored in the realm of parenting advice: how do we make sure our kids don't grow up to be assholes? On social media, in the news, and from the highest levels of government, kids are increasingly getting the message that being selfish, obnoxious and cruel is okay. Hate crimes among children and teens are rising, while compassion among teens has been dropping. We know, of course, that young people have the capacity for great empathy, resilience, and action, and we all want to bring up kids who will help build a better tomorrow. But how do we actually do this? How do we raise children who are kind, considerate, and ethical inside and outside the home, who will grow into adults committed to making the world a better place? How to Raise Kids Who Aren't Assholes is a deeply researched, evidence-based primer that provides a fresh, often surprising perspective on parenting issues, from toddlerhood through the teenage years. First, Melinda outlines the traits we want our children to possess--including honesty, generosity, and antiracism--and then she provides scientifically-based strategies that will help parents instill those characteristics in their kids. Learn how to raise the kind of kids you actually want to hang out with--and who just might save the world.

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Genre : Family & Relationships
Author : Melinda Wenner Moyer
Publisher : Penguin
Release : 2021-07-20
Total Pages : 352 Pages
ISBN : 9780593086940


Unicorn Hunting

Unicorn Hunting

Like many young women, Caoilinn "Cal" Valderan has chosen an alternative to marriage or the nunnery: hunting unicorns. Though unicorn hunting is rewarded with monetary compensation, she is unsure of the worth of slaying the pure white equestrians. In this coming-of-age story of lost love and betrayal, Cal chooses between unicorns and humans, and between family obligations and her own values, going against her society's expectations and questions what others do not dare to question.

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Genre : Fiction
Author : A.R. Hellbender
Publisher : BookCountry
Release : 2013-09-11
Total Pages : 1 Pages
ISBN : 9781463003043